The Most Functional Word

Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or
have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and
tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between Shit
and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or
duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch
turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know...
that I do Give-A-Shit and

I hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shithead
----Remember, shit happens!