10 Things to Ponder...

1) What if there were no hypothetical questions?

2) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

3) What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

5) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

6) Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

7) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

8) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

9) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

10) What is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?